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Gabby // 21// L.A.
I'm kind of awkward, but if you give me a shot, or like 5, I'm not so bad anymore. Burritos, sandwiches, TV, coffee, and social media keep me going.
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travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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heckacute:

The best part about having big boobs is that you can heat up Pop-Tarts under them if you’re running late and don’t have time to put them in the toaster. 

(via unclefather)

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colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

(Source: 4chanscreencaps, via dadsworld)

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1 week ago

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via reservoir-doge)

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motionjessinwhite:

if I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

motionjessinwhite:

if I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

(Source: japcoregalore, via my-vital-signs)

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1 week ago

Red flags are supposed to warn you about people but I tried this streak of accepting people’s flaws and giving them a chance even though they do/say some pretty questionable things and that didn’t end well so I think I should just go back to being a detached, drunk asshole who gives no fucks.

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1 week ago
femmanisting:

this is so accurate it’s scaring me a little bit

femmanisting:

this is so accurate it’s scaring me a little bit

(Source: sarahseeandersen, via stonershy)

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1 week ago

weloveshortvideos:

I’m…. I’m…. I’m…

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