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Gabby // 21// L.A.
I'm kind of awkward, but if you give me a shot, or like 5, I'm not so bad anymore. Burritos, sandwiches, TV, coffee, and social media keep me going.
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kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

(via readinglist32)

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8 hours ago

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via tittyminaj)

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2 days ago

your-scallywag:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via optimismiskeyy)

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3 days ago

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via tellthattogod)

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4 days ago
travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

image

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

(via readinglist32)

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1 week ago

heckacute:

The best part about having big boobs is that you can heat up Pop-Tarts under them if you’re running late and don’t have time to put them in the toaster. 

(via unclefather)

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1 week ago
colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

(Source: 4chanscreencaps, via dadsworld)

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1 week ago

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via reservoir-doge)

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1 week ago
motionjessinwhite:

if I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

motionjessinwhite:

if I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

(Source: japcoregalore, via my-vital-signs)

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1 week ago
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