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"hiring entry level positions"

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

weloveshortvideos:

Is this shit aloud

Vine by Daniel Gomez

I posted a craigslist ad asking people if they wanna look for a place together and literally a dozen people responded and most of them seem pretty cool and I know I can’t live with all of them but it’d be really cool if I could meet up with them and maybe be friends even if we don’t end up living together bc I’m in desperate need of friends on the west coast. But is there really a decent way to be like “hey, let’s meet up and see if we vibe” and then later be like, “you know what, I went with someone else, or a couple of other people, but let’s still be friends” ..probably not, but I’m gonna try to milk this social life thing a lil before I’m 12 episodes of a new show and half a box of wine deep on the floor of my future unfurnished bedroom.

Who knew I was such a hot commodity of a roommie tho, amirite?

Reblogged from readinglist32, Posted by leilockheart.
Reblogged from tellthattogod, Posted by gifak-net.
demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

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arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

day drinking bc when have I ever been not either drunk, in class, or writing papers/studying in boston?

allston’s so perfect tho, I’ve missed it so much. I hate to be that corny shithead, but it actually feels like I never left.