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I haven’t drank any coffee at all in at least a month and yesterday, I took advantage of free coffee and had like 5 cups through the day and even though I was tired af, I couldn’t fall asleep until 5am and I still woke up every hour and it’s 10am now and every muscle on my body aches and I feel restless and the world still looks a little brighter than usual so I’m gonna drink wine all day til I pass out bc coffee fucked me up man

I won two tickets to see gramatik on Saturday night and have no friends so if anyone in LA wants to see gramatik hmu

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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plz sign up for jukely using this link so I can get points and get free tickets to shows and bribe people into being my friends by offering them free tickets to shows

https://jukely.com/l/y9271

plz

wandaventham:

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience

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